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1. death 2. finality 3. farewell 4. termination 5. destruction 6. killing 7. elimination 8. the dumping of a mate, partner, etc. 9. often sudden defeat 10. disposal 11. riddence (often used with 'give' in all contexts)
I just gave my girlfiend the old one two by showing her the front door for good. I gave the burglar the old one two with my side-by-side shotgun and he will never invade my home again. The older boy gave his little brother the old one two in a fistfight.
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Country slang a person uses when he initially comes off as amiable, but then progresses to attempting rape. If someone ever tells you to be a good old boy, just run! Once you're a good old boy...you can't go back.
(A guy in a cowboy hat walks up to a farmer boy)
Cowboy: Hey Jack, be a good old boy and come over to this barn here.
(The boy walks over to the barn)
Cowboy: So how your folks been doing?
Boy: Real good. Pa's just working on a car.
Cowboy: That's good...that's good. Why don't you be a good old boy and unzip my fly right here?
Boy: What?
Cowboy: Oh nothing...why don't you just be a good old boy and give me a blowjob?
Boy: I think I'm going to go...
(Cowboy holds the boy down)
Cowboy: BE A GOOD OLD BOY! WHY AREN'T YOU BEING A GOOD OLD BOY?
(Starts violently punching and sodomising the rape victim)
Boy: What the hell! Get off of me!
(Cowboy starts putting on lipstick and crying)
Cowboy: Tell me I'm beautiful!
Boy: What?
Cowboy: TELL I'M BEAUTIFUL DAMN IT!
Boy: Okay, you're beautiful
Cowboy: Do I look like a starfish to you?
Boy: What?
Cowboy (while thrusting): Good ol' boy! good ol' boy! gotta be a good ol' boy!
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The Coen brothers stroking their egos. "No Country for Old Men" is not realy a movie per say (depending on who you ask) what rather a thesis on the state of the world and the rising evil that will consume us all, circa 1980. The first hour and a half follows the exploits of one Lewelyn Moss, played by Josh Brolin, as he finds a bunch of dead Mexican drug dealers and an ass load of cash and tries to find a way to escape with said cash. But, what's this, Mary Lou Renton is chashing him, but this time, she's a big Spanish assassin who kills people with a cattle gun named Anton Chigurh. Does Chigurh kill Moss, do they even meet? Fuck no, not really anyway! Moss is killed by Mexican drug dealers, and suddenly, out of the fucking blue, Tommy Lee Jones is the focus of this befuddling mess. People who really love this movie will say that it is visionary and bleak and realistic and all that crap. It's an uneven mess that doesn't live up to Coen brothers standards.
Only see No Country for Old Men if you want to be cheated out of a possible really good movie.
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the founding fathers
who were those white old people that made dis country
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1. Actual talent, not relying on autotune to find and sustain correct pitch
2. Being practiced in vocal audiation (hearing a pitch in one's head before vocalizing it)
Guy 1: Damn, <live performing vocalist> is retardedly good.
Guy 2: Psh, it's all autotuned.
Guy 1: No, he's actually singing well.
Guy 2: Old fashioned autotune!
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Don't fall for it-
Sarah: How old are you?
Me: Ain't falling for it.
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He's always such a mean bastard, a total crotch of the old man type.
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