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-Background: A well-kept secret of the southeastern portion of South Carolina for many years. The lowcountry bang dance originated back in the late 80s and early 90s when all females had enormous bangs that were at least 6 inches in length, but were curled up to resemble a huge tidal wave of hair crashing down on the eyebrows. However, the bangs seem to be making a comeback, so the bang dance could be brought back to prominence.
-The act: A guy gets on all fours and tells a girl to lick his balls from behind. Then, when her forehead is about an inch away from his butthole, he rips a huge fart. The blast of hot air hits her right in the face, making the bangs on her forehead go crazy, or dance.
*Note- Don't get too trigger happy or she could end up with a liquid variation of a hot lunch to the face. Not good.
*Could also be a lowcountry perm dance if you find a really redneck girl that still rocks the perm.
Brandy thought we were getting kinky, but it was just to lure her in for a lowcountry bang dance.
That fart was about 200 degrees when it came out of my ass. I think I left a burn mark on her forehead from the lowcountry bang dance I gave her.
I started laughing in anticipation for a lowcountry bang dance and slipped out a fart before she even got close to my balls.
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A phrase often told to someone caused by aggravation. A common antonym is "Go bang yourself". It basically means, "stop wasting my time and stop being mean."
Dude2: "Wow your gay, you are so stupid; nobody likes you."
Dude: "Why don't you shut up, and Go Bang A Mudkipz."
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When a man hasn't had sex for a long period of time, and is rusty from withdraw.
"I haven't done one in five months man."
"Man, that'll be one rusty-nail bang."
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An expression that you may hear at PN describing what EMM would do with Angelina, MO would do with Jessica, and PNR would do with Jennifer A....(if you can believe that ess !!)
MO: No way Matt, she's a pig and there's no way I'd bang her.
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the best thing ever to dawn to man
timmy:dude you wanna watch mr. no shoes and the shooty shooty bang bang christmas
jimmy:hell yea
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A guy who dreams of having sex with as many sheep as he can instead of counting them.
My friend at work is always having a Greek gang bang, even during lunch.
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Usually someone with a horn of hair, juggles flaming hockey sticks, and puts on caps backwards to look cool. Sometimes referred to as a downer, but most times he is okay. Maybe not the coolest kid around, but go to him for a fun time as he has a big imagination.
Mike: Man, I wish I was a Teddy Bang Yoo.
Homie: You think you're the only one?
Mike: No, everyone wants to be a Teddy Bang Yoo.
Homie: Damn straight.
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