I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

What one says while they are running towards the bathroom. Usually when the turtle is poking its head out and they are very close to having an accident in their pants.

*At the Office*
Don: Yah Bruce this weekend I took the family to-"
Tommy: "I GOTTA TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT" (as he runs past the water cooler down the hallway to the bathrooms)
Don: "-to, ah, man.... i hope that Tommy gets to the bathroom in time."

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Takes One To Know One

The worst and most pathetic comeback in the world.

"You're a whore."
"Takes one to know one!"
"That doesn't change the fact that you spread your legs for money."

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Take it where you shake it

Go away, but not literally to the place where you shake "it".

"Can I bum a smoke?"
"Dude, take it where you shake it"

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take a wrench out of the oven

to take a dump; to do #2; to take a smash

I'm going to take a wrench out of the oven.

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Taking The Easy Way Out

1. The act of using the simplest solution to a problem, whether or not it's the best one.

2. The act of committing suicide. Generally used (along with other euphemisms) in various settings to avoid using the word "suicide" in any context, because it triggers some people.

After going through a series of traumatic events and losses, Bill decided that taking the easy way out would be his only option.

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Take a break, that's all there is for now

when you have approved or disapproved all new entries on Urban Dictionary

"Take a break, that's all there is for now"

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Take-a-step-back policy

When you're on the verge of a mental break-down and need to be reminded that there are an infinite amount of possibilities that you just lost track of, you need to take a step back

-Gurl, idk what to do next, I'm running into a wall
-Have you used the Take-a-step-back policy yet? There are so many ways you can go instead right into the wall!

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