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New age version of when someone ghosts you.
“Hey you still talking to that girl?”
“No. That bitch took me to Texas.”
When you put a Texas Mickey on the end of your dick and slap someone with it.
Aaron likes getting Texas dickslapped
“Texas police officer”:
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
"Hey Peter, how was the orgy last night?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
I was going to take a trip to Occupied North Texas, but then I remembered there is no reason to ever go there.
7 prisoners who escaped from the Connally Unit prison in Texas in 2000. They were pretty badass because never have so many people escaped from prison there. But they completely fucked up and killed a policeman during a robbery. After they killed the cop they fled to Colorado but they were captured. One committed suicide and the remaining 6 were brought back to Texas in chains and sentenced to death. 3 have since been executed
The texas seven were pretty badass until them dumbasses killed someone
White Russian with Dr. Pepper
Bartender: “What can I get you?”
You: “Can I get a Texas Chainsaw”
The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.
The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.