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A piece of poetry describing ones sexual urges or experiences.
Here's a little bit of sex poetry i wrote for my girl:
Every moment i spend with u is worth every buck,
and all i want to do is you to fuck.
I want you to lay me make me thick,
and pull down my pants and just suck my dick.
I want to makeout with you like a bunch of noobs ,
all while i suck and lick your beautiful boobs.
My urges for you are as strong as a t-rex ,
all i wanna do is have sex.
It worked!!!
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Playing Tech-Deck with your bros while grapefruiting
Guy: Bro you wanna have Actual Sex?
Guy 2: Hell yeah my dude, don't forget to wear socks!
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this is like, sex in the butt.
"I like anal sex with my coffee in the morning."
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Used to describe anything that is very, very good.
My parents gave me a new Ferrari 575M Maranello for my birthday. It's teh sex.
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Sex that continues for hours per session, punctuated by winded intermissions wherein the parties involved sweatily seek to restore the normal oxygen-carbon dioxide mix in their blood; Sex that burns as many calories as a marathon.
Our marathon sex session came to an end when both of us were simply too tired to continue.
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(v) The act of standing near someone while you think about sexin' them up.
Me and her had wild thought sex last night, damn I was tired after!
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The thick saliva that you get when you're very sexually aroused. It acts as an effective sexual lubricant.
Her rusty sheriff's badge needed lubing up and I didn't have any Gun Oil so I used sex spit.
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