Theorem stating that there is some truth to every "j/k."
Every time somebody claims to be joking, one knows that part (if not all) of what they say is actually true.
(the Absolute Theorem of J/K in practice)
Person 1: Hey, man. what are you doing?
Person 2: Talking crap about you to other people and being the most hypocritical friend in the world. j/k. Not much.
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Why did you search this, how did you find it and what are you gonna do with it
ḑ̶͇̜͉̩̼͚̞̰͋̃̒a̶̡̨̜̣͚̤̻̤͉̺̾̾̋̈́̆̋͒̈n ͙̜̣̹̲̀ͅk ̯̖̱͎̺̐̈̉̏̓k̵͓̪̜̰͖͇̤͙͋͝e ̧̱͛̑̌k̴̨͇̫̙̼̩̚ moment
An expression where you feel hyped and full of adrenaline, you want to just mow through everything!
Inspired by Lightning McQueen: I am speed.
My boy y g g i just wants to go w a h c a k on c a r l y
You create your magnum opus early on in your potential career, however your utterly unable to ever create anything new that even comes close to the height your magnum opus has set the bar, so you settle down for a while and sit atop the pile of money that your magnum opus has made you for a few years until the percieved utter failure to live up to yourself causes your lonely ass to get bitter. So bitter in fact that you decide it's a great idea to take those feelings to social media and turn them loose on someone or something. You climb up on a soapbox you have no personal stake in climbing on top of nor any right to be on. You take this to a level in which your figurative or literal P.R. manager has a figurative heart attack and or quits and then you dig yourself into a hole so deep that the people who helped you bring your magnum opus to life in one way or another are no longer comfortable associating themselves or their work with you any longer. Not denying your part in it of course but no longer associating with you nonetheless. In the end you've succeeded in tarnishing your P.R., your livelihood, and what's left of your potential career for something you have no personal stake in, no real gain from, no real knowledge of, and no reason or right to tarnish your P.R. livelihood or your potential career over.
Wow Notch really pulled a J. K. Rowling didn't he?
The International K-pop Day is on the 31th December and if you know a K-pop stan, you must do something fun and K-pop related with them, even if you aren't a K-pop fan. At exactly 23:59:13 you have to listen to 'Epiphany' so the first thing you hear on 1st January is "I'm the one I should love in this world."
K-pop stan: Hey! Let's go listen to K-pop since it's the International K-pop Day!!!
You: Alright but only because it is...
A fart usually made by a butt pirate. Its an untraditional smell made up of latex and baby oil.
Hey Billy, I think that Richard Simmons groupie just blew a K Y jelly fart.
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The act of extending one's hand as far as possible up the vagina of a pregnant woman for her pleasure and in the process accidentally or purposely tickling the unborn child.
Bro A: "Dude I was fisting my pregnant slampiece last night and I felt something really sketch."
Bro B: "Ah shit man looks like you pulled a K-Vegas Fetus Fondler on her ass!"
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