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Lady Farmer

One who cultivates women.

Essentially, a player. A lady farmer has women hanging off of him at all times. Every girl in town wants his d.

Alden is such a lady farmer, look at him, surrounded by girls, all wanting the d.

by ALDENISSASSY April 8, 2013


Fartado's Lady

This is the pinnacle of deceit. It is the lowest possible classification found under the umbrella of the category "Sancho". This is a homewrecking act done by a female. In which, a female participates in any sexual act that involves ejaculation with a male that is taken or in a relationship with a distinct female classification. The key part here is, the male that is chosen to complete this grungeful act with HAS to be taken by a female significant other that is either a hooker, prostitute, escort, or any other classification of female that exchanges sexual acts with a predetermined agreement to receive a monetary settlement for this act. This is the crucial part in order to classify as a Fartado's Lady. It is the most vile and vengeful cheating act known to man. Generally this act is done by a female who is cheating to hurt someone (ex boyfriend, bf, etc). Condoms/protection are strictly forbidden, otherwise that defeats the purpose. And yes, escorts do have significant others.

Oh, No Way! That Mexican girl with the fake rrrrumpa clearly is not afraid to admit she had sex with Jaimas boyfriend! She just took down Jaima's whole client list in one swoop! She went for the dagger! Got someone with the 'ol: Fartado's Lady. Someone must have really pissed her off.

by Da Wordsmiff April 28, 2018


the Grey (or gray) Lady

Ghost of Ravenclaw House, the daughter of founder, Rowena Ravenclaw, Helena Ravenclaw.

harry: who's the Grey (or gray) Lady?!
quirrell: the house ghost for ravenclaw, like nearly-headless nick is gryffindor's, the bloody baron is slytherin's, or the fat friar is hufflepuff's, harry my man.

by QWERTY keyboard layout September 30, 2022


Lady Uncle

A woman who is a female version of a stereotypical “Drunk Uncle”. Commonly known for drinking bud light and piss at 8am in northern states.

ALEX RAILED A LADY UNCLE!”

by The Don of NH January 4, 2024


Lady Norhassana

Lady Norhassana is brave and full of inspiration. She didn't let anynone ruin her dreams, the life that she wanted. She likes reading book, she always wanted to learn new, she don't wanna make friends because she has a trust issue. But everyone want to befriended her because she is a wonderful person even she's not lively when she's in front of them. She always choose to read books than hanging out.

Trish: Hi, Lady Norhassana, let's hang out!

Lady Norhassana: *shooks her head* *look at them emotionless* Sorry, I'm not available today.

by thefrustratedgirlwriter June 7, 2021


Jersey lady

Jersey lady: Subcategory of the Jersey girl. Basically, a Jersey girl from West Long Branch, Rumson, or other New Jersey towns that consider themselves more upper-middle or upper-class than some of the grittier subdefinitions of the term "Jersey girl" would allow for, at least in the minds of the non-Jerseyite who is not familiar with all the nuances of Jerseydom. Alternatively, a woman who otherwise fits the definition of 'Jersey girl' (regardless of her town of residence) but considers the term "girl" applied to an adult woman to be sexist and therefore offensive.

"A Jersey girl got more sass; a Jersey lady got more class; but they both got plenty o' both when the chips really start hittin' the fan."

by DanOShanter May 27, 2015


Lady Crater

A big, loose vagina stretched beyond all reason. These may be found in the pants of many fat girls and mothers of multiple offspring.

That girl was so loose that I couldn't tell if my dick was in or not, and I don't think she could either. That girl had a lady crater!

by ThunderBoss October 5, 2014