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"Man, I lost my winning streak."
"Thats the way the cookie crumbles."
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One girl takes a shit on another girls tits, while a couple of men (preferably 5) proceed to jack off onto the girl's tits, often preceded by the ejaculation of the second onto the shit for added flavor.
"Hey, man. I went to Sally's the other day with Rebecca and the guys, and we did a Russian Cookies & Cream."
"That's lit, bro."
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this is what happens when a human (most likely a child) is hungry but another human (most likely adult) says no.
Timmy wanted his cookie for drawing a line and his mother said no, so Timmy yelled "GIVE ME A FUCKING COOKIE"
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The act of preparing and serving out a fart. An air cookie generally takes time to brew in the bowels, however the wait is usually worth while.
I just baked some air cookies, get em while their hot!
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a biscuit with a food stamp in the middle
Those people went to the welfare office to get their checks and West Virginia fortune cookies
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A sex move originating from Alabama which involves two males and an elderly woman, usually apart of the family of the two men. The act involves one male to fuck the eldery lady and the other male to eat her out.
Guy 1: Me and my brother had a South-western cream-cookie last night
Guy 2: wtf keep that to yourself .
Guy 3: Yeah TMI dude
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