When you’re having sexual intercourse with a basic white girl sporting Ugg’s in august and she is deepthroating a pumpkin spice latte and as she cums she screams “hobby lobby!”
I was with heather the other night..givin her the ol ruffled pumpkin cream pie…and when it was over she called her mom and then tweeted about it..basic
A saying pioneered by Carruso implying something is smooth like butter, or perfect / clean
*Scores rocket league goal*
Drone - "It's just like butter and cream"
when you cum in a girl or boys ass and you eat it out
man i just had a bean and cream cheese dinner last night
Where you go to a white ass can stick your dick in the coin slot and some cum flavored ice cream come out in a black waffle cone it’s free but there’s a 100$ handling fee
Nolan went out to grab some Nibba Chinns ice cream
Kyle was "empting the whip cream can" because he was horny and his girlfriend was at school.
When an obese woman’s fupa get sweaty from having sex, the mixture under her fupa makes a cream cheese like substance. The guy fucking her can then take 2 crackers, and rub them under her fupa. He then feeds her the Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich.
How did SHE pregnant? She had too many Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.
this is where you tell your mum that you preformed and "upside down pineapple cake".
hey mum last night i mumma imma cream anal all over my self