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When you slap your dick on a woman’s nipples till you cum
Titty fucking is so last year, i nipple fucked her last night
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A unit of measurement.
I do not give a flying fuck about your wedding.
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Someone who's fucked in the head, but they're still an all round mad cunt
Shazza: Fuck mate, Gazza's a fucked cunt, I heard he raped a cat once. because it looked at him funny.
Bazza: He's still a mad cunt though aye.
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A prescheduled time in which two or more people engage in sexual intercourse, normally on a regular basis.
Mike's weekly fuck session with his girlfriend is right after he gets back from church.
I wanted to study in the lounge, but Jim and Kelly were having a fuck session when I got there.
We missed our normal fuck session because she had other plans.
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Noun. A person, generally male but can be female, who is native or living in the rural South or Plains States who is poorly educated, unsophisticated and demonstrates a general lack of knowledge, national and world events, of current or historical context.
May also be used as an aggressive insult to someone from South or Plains in a decent job or setting that makes error or mistake. Implies that no matter how far removed from their roots or heritage they may be, they are still inferior to the educated, management, middle or upper middle class as well as the rest of society in general.
Def 1. The county fair in Mingo County West Virginia was attended by a veritable bouillabaisse of backwards-assed country fucks on parade.
Def 2. After Private Jackson, a native of Oklahoma, had set the officer's tent on fire while trying to refuel the space heater, Sgt. Wilhemsen confronted the Private in an aggressive, angry and loud manner shouting: "Private, you have got to be be the stupidest Country Fuck in this man's Army. Food, like oxygen is wasted on you!"
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When you're walking and the person behind you steps on you're heel causing you to stumble or fall.
Guy 1: "Stop walking so closely behind me! That's the third time you've heel fucked me this afternoon!"
Guy 2: "I'm sorry, its so busy in here, I don't want to fall behind and lose you."
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Miltary term for a situation caused by too many inept officers, cluster referring to the insignia worn my majors and LT. Colenels, oak leaf clusters.
The planning for this operation was a complete cluster fuck.
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