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He was a little pie face in the sense that, what is on the outside, isn't what is on the inside.
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During intercourse between a male and a female, the man crouches down on the womens' chest, and takes a shit on her chest. The shit is then used for lube, which the women jacks off the male with it. Then the semen is mixed with the shit, and they feed it to eachother with their feet.
Tyler:Hey Brandon want a Mississippi Mud Pie?
Brandon: No thanks, Kaleigh already gave me one.
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When an "Irish looking" woman performs oral sex on a man until he ejaculates a huge load all over her pale, freckled face.
Kevin once told me a story about this chick (whose name rhymes with pita) that used to blow him. Even though he wasn't into redheads, he couldn't resist the temptation of giving her a hot, sticky boston creme pie.
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when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time
Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.
Man 2: How nasty?
Man 1: We made a chocolate mousse pie.
Man 2: You sick fuck.
Pinkamen-Diane-Pie is A Female Pony From FIM. Her Appearance is a Female Pink Horse with Blue Eyes and Hot Pink Curly Hair. Her Cutie Mark is 3 Balloons, 2 Blue Ones and 1 Yellow. She is apart of the main 6 in FIM and her Element is Laughter.
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A Japanese man that's beyond flaming gay.
That Japanese fruit pie was the MVP of the pink team, he was delicious.
Choco Pie Man is the first Man who invented shit in womankind. In 1989, he started preaching the gospel of the chocolate penis with his food truck business. He said in an interview that “The vagina wants chocolate, chocolate wants the vagina…Naked Chocolate is the freakiest thing…Like, imagine a chocolate vagina.”
This weird fluke of marketing explained why the commercials for Choco Pie Man sound like porn stars describing their sexual encounters.
Even without any accompanying bunny graphics, there’s something legitimately disturbing about giving your vagina a healthy food option.
Over the years, Choco Pie Man gained a cult following. He even made the trip to Japan where he filled chocolates and pizzas in vaginas in front of a cheering crowd. According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, he’s gotten thousands of requests from women who want to try chocolates placed in their mouths.
“It's delicious and creamy and the fluffiness just melts in your mouth! It's like eating a muffin. Put it in your vagina.” - Choco Pie Man