Jack Bauer Power Shower

A super quick shower that Jack Bauer is forced to fit into a commercial break along with a Jack Bauer Power Dump during 24, as to not miss out on any of the terrorist ass-kicking.

I had to take a Jack Bauer Power Shower to clean the terrorist blood off me before my date.

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Nick Jonas Power Moment

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A section found in almost every Jonas Brothers' song (A band of brothers originating from New Jersey) where the youngest Jonas Brother, Nicholas Jerry Jonas, sings, using a large portion of his soul and guts, inducing thousands of fan-girls to tears.

Can't have you: "So tell me what we're fighting for, cause you know that the truth means so much more..."

Sorry: "Filled with sorrow filled with pain, knowing that I am to blame, for leaving your heart out in the rain..."

Don't Charge me for the crime: "I throw him out of the car, I say, you know me well. I'm not going to jail, I'm not paying your bail..."

These are all Nick Jonas Power Moments.

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black power rangers

People that will kick your shit in

They love KFC and waternelon also they love killing black power rangers

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Jack Bauer Power Hour

Jack Bauer Power Hour (aka the best damn time of the week) occurs monday nights (or any other time of the week as long as you have an episode of 24, including commercial break (so you get the full 60 minutes)) where a shot of beer is taken for every minute Jack is in the field. If Jack is in the field kicking ass and putting his life on the line to save the US, we can at least show some respect by drinking some beer. God Bless Jack Bauer.

Hot Chick: Hey babe, wanna come out with me and my sorority girlfriends Monday night for some drinks?
Man: Fuck that, 24 is on and I have Jack Bauer Power Hour. Besides, sorority chicks are bitches.

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0.1% Shaggy power

The most power Shaggy can use before blowing the scene the fuck up.

It was difficult making this movie, you know? I had to operate on 0.1% Shaggy power. I did 0.8% Shaggy power once and the whole set turned to Ashes

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Girl Power Station

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I JUST REALLY FUCKING HATE GIRL POWER STATION AND ITS THE ONLY REASON I DONT HAVE THE FUCKING TOOTHPICK

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Yellow power ranger

Some Asian bitch who dates lesbians and try's to be cool on instagram

Person 1: Did you hear about that girl who cheated on you

Person 2: Yeah, with a yellow power ranger

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