When you have a fat line of coke and instantly need to shit
I was having rails with the boys instant oke turd
The motion of wiping a post turd butt front to back and then a second wipe back to front
He’s really clean after turd farming
Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.
Person 1: “Trump 2020”
Person 2: “CRUNCHY RAT LICKING TURD”
A derogatory term for a train animation. Coined by the hypocrite Ender Bean TV
Ender Bean TV, why do you call your train animations turd abominations, if you're the one making them?
The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
Instead of the common America phrase “The red coats are coming” This is a phrase about people of color “The turd coats.”
Turd coat a person with brown or black in their skin
The Turd coats are coming
Damn turd coat
Going into a toilet, doing a massive poopoo then leaving. Without flushing.
It’s more than that. It’s arrogant. It’s like an act of terrorism, turd terrorism.