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Twat Lint

Left over little pieces of toilet paper after wiping a wet vagina. No poop matters included so no were close to a dingleberry!

Went down on my lady but had to ask her to remove her twat lint first smh.

by sexylexie 1977 September 27, 2015


twat flopper

A twat flopper is a homosexual female, otherwise known as a lesbian (term credited to Lane Brewer)

Example: "Are you gonna take that chick home?" "Naw man, she's a twat flopper

by ragdolldearest March 16, 2015


Twat Twig

A female with an overly large clitoris. A lady boner.
Also
A female still wearing a tampon when you start to have sex.

Last night, I panicked when SassieCassie took her clothes off. I was intimidated by the size of her flacid twat twig. Its almost the same size as mine.

by Rompinthomspon November 3, 2021


Pizz twat

When you swing from a bait makers nuts like a female groupie.

Alan is such a Pizz twat, he would do anal for free baits.

by Paul Schmitz December 23, 2021


Twat count

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.

Shit man, what's the twat count?

About twenty-seven, bro.

by yursh22 June 19, 2017


Fucking Twat Loser

The word for people who consistently overuse abusive and/or overpowered weapons, tools, card, etc. in video games.

Jeez, that guy is such a Fucking Twat Loser for using that overpowered item.

by Caillou The Dank Meme November 8, 2017


Twat rat

A woman’s tampon

I was planning to plough the missus last night but there was a massive great twat rat in the way and I had to take her up the dirt pipe

by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024