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You know what lets make a fuck your bitch mom day! Not fuck the bitchy mom day 🥴 no its fuck your bitchy mom day! ):< your moms always bitchy well guess what fuck your bitchy ass mom. Does your mom bitch 24/7 no 25/8 fuck her then. Is your mama always telling you to clean your room even tho its fucking clean! Mom! Then fuck her
Person A: "My mom is such a bitch!"
Person B: "Thats a holiday, yk"
Person A: "THATS A THING!"
Person B: "Yup, look it up."
Person A: "OMG IT SAYS FUCK YOUR BITCH OF A MOM DAY!...Andddddd ITS TODAY!"
A girl that would make you cheat on your significant other. The girl tends to have big tits. Referring to Bombshell McGee.
*Jared eyes a jogger with intent*
Jared: "Tits fucking McGee!!!"
barru is so fucking cute and wholesome
A shack or shanty, sometimes an abandoned house, car, van, lean too, etc, commonly found in the woods, and is likely to be infested or at one time was infested with alligators.
Lets take the two sluts to the alligator fuck shack, because my parents are home. Lets take the lot lizards to the a.f.s.bc my old lady is at the truckstop diner working.. alligators used to or now fuck in said shack.
It's when you put one straw's tip inside another straw's tip and try to spit alcohol (or whatever else) back and forth to blow it into the other person's mouth.
Person 1: Hey give me your face. Let's put our straws together. Because this is so fun and cute.
Person 2: Uh.. what? uh.. okay?
Person 3: Are you guys....really... straw-fucking? BYE.
The best type of nowhere to be in
As you can clearly see, I am out here in scenic butt fucking nowhere. And I have to say, the best part about BEING in butt fucking nowhere is the butt fucking
when a fairy comes and fucks the flower and thn the world explodes
haay look at that "fucking flowers"!!