May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.
Go on and fuck your wife
Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!
ryan, ryan, ryan... O RYAN YOU SCREWED UP AGAAAAAINNNN. This person is very obsessed with garlic bread and will steal it the instant he sees it, making him a bully. ahem not. this person also cusses at people almost every second on discord and earrapes every person who mentions garlic bread. and you can probably tell by now that he is obese on garlic bread.... o ryan... you did it again... poor private ryan
ryan fucking parsae stole my damn garlic bread again.. o well
A person who muddles in another's business behind their back.
You guys are muddle fucks because you did it behind my back; I muddled in the open, everyone knew and now shit ton more people know.
What you say when you are getting fucked
Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot
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A little bitch who thinks they’re always right, only talks about the same shit over and over again, cannot take a joke, will not leave you alone, and is a little narcissistic bitch who uses people who care about them.
Shaq: God your girlfriend is being such a sir fucking funky
What-the-fucking is when you bang to some of the wierdest porn on the Internet.
"Ahh man, I and Amy were what-the-fucking for HOURS this weekend. I knew she was perfect but when she asked for that? Put a RING on it!""You're both fucked up, man..."
A useful phrase for exhibiting surprise - typically disgust.
*Karan takes her mask off
You: Fuck my Boots!