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a parade filled with trump supporters and white supremacists and a male majority. there is absolutely no culture there and it only exists because of hatred for gay people. the people who attend legitimately think they are oppressed for being straight lmao.
oh look! it’s the dumbass straight pride parade!
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August 13th, we celebrate everyone who has been brave enough to come out and be confident of their sexuality. We honour all our super straight brothers and sisters who identify as super straight. We as a community party all day and all night and celebrate together in our movement.
Friend: what’s your favourite holiday?
Me: Super Straight Day, it’s my sexuality that I identify as.
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The act of masturbating without any available lubricant. For variation, see Risky, Unholy, Slippery, and Funny Business.
Jake: Man, I'm about to go Straight Business when I get home.
Brandon: Dude! Vaseline Men is 2.99 on special!
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When someone with XY chromosomes are only attracted to people with XX chromosomes and vice versa.
Friend :”Would you date my trans friend Topia”
Me : ”no sorry I am actually super straight”
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a straight man that also does not date transgender people (men --> women) this is a completely valid and correct sexuality, and it should not be joked about.
1: hey im super straight!
2: thats cool, i bet you get alot of bitches
1: wanna fuck?
2: oh fuck yeah x
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A : Would you date a trans woman
B : Nah, I'm super straight
A : What is that mean?
B : That means i'm a normal person who attracted to real woman
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An attraction to ALL women.
Guy 1: I am straight, I am only attracted to cis women.
Guy 2: Well, I am Super straight, I am attracted to ALL women.
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