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things that make men horny and make them daydream about them:
trey: man, did you see how large leslie's boobs are? they're an pain in the ass killer!
denis: no, but look at her boobs.
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trey: DAMNN!
ehuse them in a sentence anything related to boobs
Boobs are the definition of beutiful and perfectness that have exist in this earth. All boobs are beutiful and perfect in their own way. Boobs..are amazing....
A average boobs enjoyer:"hey nice boobs"
A person who have boobs:"thanks,i appreciate it!"
Proof that men can focus on two things at once.
Girl: There's no way a guy like you can focus on two things at once.
Guy: *stares at her boobs*
Girl: What are you doing??
Guy: Proving you wrong.
Large Boobed lady. Usually found on an older stripper.
Look as if full of milk but are actually implants of imposing and threatening size.
Hey Bob, mine has got big mammy boobs
Help! She is bashing me around the head with mammy boobs and charging me 20 levs.
Boobs of a certain size and weight.
Not to be confused with mom tits, these mammy boobs are sillicon sacks used by strippers when you are six sheets to the wind.
Did you see her, I got the one with mammy boobs, she put my face in them. I refused extras.
Name given to scantily-clad women aged 50+ who have had extensive plastic surgery, and who frequent all-inclusive resorts in an attempt to land a husband. Usually ends up alone every night in the lobby bar after each attempt has failed. Suspicion is that they try and pick up guys at the beach the following morning with the opening line "omg, i think someone slipped me a rufie at the bar last night", when in fact she rufied herself.
Look! There's Boobs Rufie at the pool bar chatting up the bartender!
Boobs you stare at when making a speech to a large audience or when in front of a large amount of people.
Friend: Hey man that was a great speech about synergy.
Me: Yeah thanks dude but I couldn't have done it without that set of crowd boobs in row 4; they gave me that last boost of inspiration.