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The most indecisive word in the English language. Meaning possibly, maybe, yesish, no-uh, ahh, hmm, idk, and idc all at once.
I think ish-cakely about the whole situation. Ask me again later.
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When a man rapidly unloads his jizz on a women's abdomen
Main i started to frost the cake so damn hard last night i ran out
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A desert from the pheonican peoples most historians agree from 2000 bc to 1500 bc (bc before cuckold)
It is made of goats milk curdled in the vag. For no less then two weeks.
If prepared in the traditional manner for no less them two menstrual cycles in order to achieve a rich and complex flavor palette with hints of moldy viniger old crab cakes and a hint of sourdough.
The dough comes from the vag of the girl in the off cycle who has passed her cheese wad but has plenty of active yeast culture left to make the dough. The cheese was is mashed down in to a paste and spread across the dough.
While women put great bellows in to the vag and fill full of air and use the pussy lips to leave a beautiful texture and a waxy like coating that is sprayed out from the ever growing yeast infection.
Men would walk through the market dipping there fingers In the pussys of the women till they found the flavor that fit there palate.
Little timmy loved sundays to go to queefy Ken's queef cakes and bait shop
In the old part of town.
Old style with new ideas midgets asians one girl with different sized pussy lips
Giving so much variety to the texture of the curd frosting.....
Janet wanted to make queef cupcakes for her husband but lacked the vaginal fortitude to keep the milk in till it curdled enough to make the traditional pussy plug
When she sneezed it dripped down her legs and was lost like her husbands dreams when she told him she was pregnant
She then attempted suicide by repeatingly jumping out the ground floor window in to the grass
The neighbor boy came over to put her out of her misery with his wiffle ball bat and after several hours and many trips to the store.
(Jonny came from a family where they finished what they started. Unlike janet who half the time didnt finish wiping her ass and just wore brown underwear and pants and blamed the smell on the dog. But Jonathan was always suspicious of her story the the dog shit on her pussy when she wasnt looking. . Also he was tired of the brown five o clock shadow he had from munching her moldy mossy cottage. He was also a albino making it harder to explain)
Little Johnny finished the job and rolled her in to a shallow grave and barb the neighbors wife invited him over for homeaid queef cakes and a three way that her son filmed
that is why little Johnny tried a home made sex change with a drill soldering iron and fake eyebrows
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A girl with questionable or loose morals. Who sleeps around or likes to act like she does.
That girl stephanie is always looking at My man....what a little ho cake!
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when a girl with heaps of makeup is by the ocean
cake by the ocean
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A girl who covers up large pockets of blemishes on the cheek and forehead area with copious amounts of make-up.
The one girl was a cake boss with all that make-up on.
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When you and all your mates rock over to someone’s house and make a big fuck off cake with half an ounce of weed in it.
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