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Picture your dream boy in your mind right now. Your thinking of that boy and the boy looks exactly like (christian). A mother fucking sexy daddy. He has a 3 inch cock {big for his age} a thicccc booty and a charming smile. He lives anal sex and he drinks pineapple juice 24/7. Just ignore the fact that he’s a major virgin and that he can have multiple boners. He’s very good in the bed (sleeping). Very active, if you say cricket is active. Knows his was around the girls... wait nvm he’s a virgin. This dude gets no guys. Fuck off christian
Kaydence: I heard christian was good in bed
Abby: can’t be cause he’s a virgin
the evolution of the holy roman empire formed by terroristic group of Black men who hated Black people
"That was mighty christian of you."
"Why, thank you child!"
"That was not a compliment you dweeb!"
Legendary, awesome person. Cool, funny, attractive, nice, smart, fast, strong. Its the definition of a perfect person.
"I met the perfect man!"
"Christian?"
"Of course! Who else?!"
"You are blessed
People who believe in the one true God. They are the best people to talk to about your problems, because what they are saying comes from God. They believe that the Bible, the Holy Trinity, etc. are true. They believe that Jesus died on the cross for your sins. It is not a religion, although it is a relationship with God.
"Bro, look at that Christian over there. I like Christians."
"Christians believe in God, right?"
"Yes."
A Christian is a loving boyfriend. He is a funny guy with a big heart. He is often more of a dog person. He makes you feel like you are more of a person with him in your life. PLus he makes you feel like you are the specialist person in the world.
Man I had a rough day and Christian came over and made it all better.
a dumbass kid who thinks he’s cute but not he’s really dumb but my bestfriend but yeah he is a bully but it’s fine
christian;hits jenna
#bully #bestfriend