Random
Source Code
Random
When an obese woman’s fupa get sweaty from having sex, the mixture under her fupa makes a cream cheese like substance. The guy fucking her can then take 2 crackers, and rub them under her fupa. He then feeds her the Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich.
How did SHE pregnant? She had too many Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.
While fucking a girl in the ass, you finish inside her, pull out and put a funnel in her gaping ass hole and pour Kool-aid into the funnel. Then she pushes it out and you catch it in a cup and drink it.
Dude, last night I had some chocolate cream Kool-aid with this girl.
To ejaculate into one's own pants so that the inside is creamy, but the outside is primarily clean except for what looks like some moisture. This can result from masturbating (without taking one's pants off), dry humping, or grinding, and usually results because of a case of premature ejaculation or simple carelessness.
(It's a spin-off of the term Ice Cream Paint Job)
Dude 1: God, I love grinding with Melissa.
Dude 2: I know. I got an ice cream pants job when I was grinding with her.
Dude 1: Dude! That's gross! You should go home and clean up!
Dude 2: Nah. You can't really see it. I think I'll just stay here.
13👍 7👎
lyrics from blackpink songs, Ice Cream
this term is use for when your chilling with with your homies
Mom: Where are u going?
Me: im going to go ice cream chillin' chillin' with the homies
4👍 1👎
A comeback you use after someone insults you. Usually used against someone that you know really well. Sometimes it could be used as a compliment but it depends how you use it. Cream means I am going to cream you, cheese means a nasty specimen and souflet is just nasty man!
Person 1: I hate you so much!
Person 2: Well, I think you are a cream cheese souflet.
Person 1: YOUR MEAN I HATE YOU MOOMMMMY!
2👍 9👎
A threesome with a black person on the top, a white person in the middle, and a black person at the bottom.
"Hey Tyrone, wanna make an ice cream sandwich with my white girlfriend Sasha?"
"Yeah man I love ice cream sandwiches! I--oh."
3👍 10👎
The best ice-cream flavour in the world, that all cool people love.
Anyone who does not like Mint Chocolate Ice Cream has no life.
The Creator of Mint Chocolate Ice Cream is a genius worthy of Einstein.
Person A: Omg. I LOVE Mint Chocolate Ice Cream.
Person B: Awesome, then you're just as cool as me. As in EXTREMELY COOL.
Person C: Eww. I hate Mint Chocolate Ice Cream.
Person A&B: You. Suck. *Shuns Person C*
43👍 36👎