cool guy: that guy is a retard
loser: who
cool guy: david mata
a poop head. Definetly a poop head. You don't want to get close to him or else you'll be a poop head too.
you're a total joshua david evans
A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.
Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."
A two person owned youtube channel and podcastewhere two girls go bye the name david talk about anything that comes on their mind like pop culture and social media on there youtube channel they play games like roblox which they are most known for and others like girlsgogames jeprody and others
I am gonna go watch david's confessions
A person that is very smart named David
Smart David is smarter than you think
To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.
Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.
I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.
Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.