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Busting a nut on the back of someone’s head just as honest Abe or JFK got a bullet in the back of their skull
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When you moon someone and pull your cheeks apart. The bung hole becomes the Dead Pig's Eye.
They pissed me off so I gave them a dead pig's eye.
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When your leg falls asleep after sitting on the toilet too long
Friend 1: "Why are you limping?"
Friend 2: "I got potty dead leg after my long tenure in the fourth stall."
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When a person agrees with someone else when they say "dead butt cheeks?"
Sally: Omg did you hear about what happened to Lucas? He sharded out glass!
Joey: Dead butt cheeks?
Sally: Dead anus hole.
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A horrible joke played on a younger sibling.
Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.
That was a cruel prank you pulled, a real milk for dead hamsters.
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An insult reserved for those who have greatly offended you.
J.Lo ate the last piece of pizza so Jaison told him to “blow a dead bear”.
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A woman who complain about dead beat dude, but she have no skill set herself. She would probably be homeless if she did not have family, friends, or some type of fuck buddy type relationship.
Susan told Tummy she would not go out with him because he works for UPS, but she does not have a job, never went to college, and live with her ex boyfriend Johnny. She still sick his dick even though Johnny goes out with Jennifer. She is a dead beat bitch.
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