annoy the shit out of your crush day
girl:hey
boy: huh
girl: hey
boy: your weird
well its december 16
boy: that makes more sense, i like you to btw ;)
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NATIONAL SEND NUDES TO YA DUDE DAY ~ you send nudes to ya best guy friend. It strengthens friendships across the land.
Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: No, what day is it?
Me: Itβs December 1st!
You: Oh shit, already? Alright check your inbox ;)
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December 22nd is the day were hoes are born
If you were born in December 22nd you are a hoe
Omg! You are born in December 22?
You are a hoe
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National please shut up day lol nobody is going to give you a hoodie all the guys probably think youre annoying π₯Ίπ₯Ί
Girl: Tomorrow is December 3rd, national give a girl your hoodie day (which was made up by some random person on urban dictionary)!
Guy: ok
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December 8th is national miss your exes day
Hey!! Did you hear itβs time to do your every day thing? Yea itβs December 8th
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Annual Gay Day, the day where you can be gay all day and not judged.
Man, December 13th, that was Gay
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Ditch day since no one decided to ditch on the other day
βHey bro why werenβt you at school todayβ
βItβs December 11 dudeβ
Oh oh alright
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