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Mc Donalds ball pit

a word that yous say when something is super cool

oh my stars your dress is SO mc donalds ball pit

omg your dress is so cool

by October 10, 2022


Better qualified than Donald Trump

A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.

This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.

This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.

This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.

This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.

by doubleghost March 28, 2024

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donald duck

kwak

donald duck said: kwak kwak

by gerben is a simp January 26, 2022


Donald Duck

A president who quacks and who is a quack.

Donald Duck is currently in Vietnam touting diplomacy to the natives.

by Jacobistan February 27, 2019


Donald duck

An extremely unformal way to address the 45th president of the united states, Donald John Trump.

Donald duck sucks, dude!

by xaviial December 5, 2020


Donald Duck

a duck that everytime i think of it reminds me of donald trump aka donlad duck due to the hairline exceeding to mars.

Donald Duck reminds me of Donald Trump.

by UrMoMiSGAY&hoT November 1, 2021


Donald Duck

A very cute, green duck who likes to play with his friends and used to live at a funfair at Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park Funfair.

Donald Duck: Look at that Donald! He's very fluffy.

by Dreamy chocolate April 5, 2018