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When a womens douche bag slides into a mans mouth and then he eats it.
Friend:Dude your breath is teribble wtf!
You: Damn the smell of the canal hasnt left my mouth
Friend:Nice you did the douche canal
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A combination of a fruit cake and douche bag.
That guy wearing the lime green/pink stripped pants is a complete douche cake!
DUDE! Quit being such a douche cake, with douche flavored frosting, and your douche creme filling!
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A person place or thing being referred to as, insulted as, or called by as for purposes of emotional release, comedy, or slang meaning that the mentioned person place or thing has the qualities of a "douche" or "douche bag", fuckin' usually gives emphasis on the expression. Douche bag- bag that holds or contains douche. Douche- Cleansing one's vaganina with a douche kit, the kit itself, or the liquid cleanser used or not for the douche.......
You fuckin' douche, give me a blow job. Female: "Ahhh that was the best fuckin' douche ever!" YOU FUCKIN' DOUCHE, I WANT SEX!
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1.The sound a kickball makes when you kick it.
2.Your mom probly uses one.
1."Douche!"I kicked the kickball.
2. My grandma used a douche after she went to the bar and got fucked by a stranger.
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When your mother was pregnant with you and douched out her vagina making you a douche baby
you your brother your sister maybe your parents who knows but we do know you are a douche baby - Kernal Sanders
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a stupid person, a vulgar yet truthful term...a boxular object which a women douches in
yo man you stupid fuck don't fucking be a douche box...AWW SHIT...i just nailed my bitch and she needs a box to douche in
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A term used by trust fund turds.
TFT: Ted told me he bought the OMGWTFBBQ stocks back when they were going at five bucks each. I mean, what a stock douche, right?
Person: Fucking trust fund baby. *walks away*
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