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Ethan

Only super rare types off ethan's are humongous jerks. They will always try and start fights for no reason. The are bootycheeks and need to get a hold on their life. But ladies, if you are friends with an Ethan please if you notice that he is calling you bad names and making you feel bad about yourself drop that ugly ass nigga cuz he aint worth it. So just to clarify not all ethans are like this. And if he comes back to you reply with some sass girl. And men, if something weird is going on with him or he is making you feel bad too drop him hard. Just my advice! ;)

oh that is that dude named ethan who was being a huge jerk to me. Oh he also has a small dick.

by JulieLemoine1234 December 6, 2018


Ethan

The most stupidest person a live has an iq of 11. He is very very funny and will always make everyone laugh he also eats glue for a living and is very very special. Who doesn't love a special kid?

Ethan is the biggest prankster

by BigBoiMass October 7, 2020


Ethan

A cool guy with a very large penis that the ladies won’t be disappointed with

Girl1: OMG I could use some Ethan now

Girl2: oh yes he was a very big cock

by Yaw alright mush April 23, 2020


Ethan

A racist, separatist, sexist, ableist and mysoginist. Notorious for marginalizing anyone and everything. 1/3 Ethan’s grow up to join extremist parties such as the Ku Klux.

Oh my god, that dude hates First Nations! His name must be Ethan.

by randomguywhoisreallyrandom October 24, 2022


Ethan

The best and funniest man he also jumped a desk and moved it a foot

Ethan is the best

by Jayden Jenkins March 9, 2021


Ethan

The most clutch, selfless, helpful person on the planet. A great friend, decent to good driver, and most importantly, a quick witted genius. If you need help, you better hope an ethan is nearby to save you.

dude how in the hell are we going to get everyone home?

Ethan already took them lololol

by whitecreek February 12, 2022


Ethan

Loves feet, foot fettish, a feet fiend

" man that dude loves sucking on toes, fiend like ethan "

by Foot fiend November 25, 2021