Rural Dictionary

Fat Bitching

The act of driving by a random person and yelling "fat bitch" as one travels past. The intended victim need not be fat, nor female for this to be effective. Far funnier after a night of drinking.

Damn man, I've drank about half of this 2-4, let's grab some roadies and go fat bitching!

Shit yeah! The bars are just letting out. Full of prime material!

by Funkdiddlyicious May 26, 2010

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Anyone whose body fat is exceeding healthy limits.
A person whose body is grossly out of proportion due to excess fat.
A very overweight person with the metabolism of a slug.
Being a fat ass can make you miserable because you begin to think you can't lose that weight.
Some people are proud of being a fat ass, but most people aren't.
Some people can't help being a fat ass due to medication or other medical conditions.

"Hey, Fat ass, don't steal my ice-cream," said seven year old Tanya.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

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fat dancer

Generally used for overweight men who try to dance at parties/clubs/dances etc but fail to look good doing it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA See "Curtis" over there, what a "fat dancer"!

by Cody October 20, 2002

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Fat Apollo

Michael McCluskey, son of Nova Scotia politician Gloria McCluskey.

(The following is borrowed from the Hal-Con website, at hal-con.com)

Self-defined local celebrity Michael McCluskey is a comedian, a connoisseur of everything Battlestar Galactica. Donning Everlast boxing gloves, a cape and shirt made of BSG bed sheets (circa 1980′s) – McCluskey embodies the vision of Apollo, in an alternate reality in which Apollo has become fat.

Outspoken, opinionated, and even brazen at time, Fat Apollo is a staple of the Geeks versus Nerds (GvN) debate series, hosted at the Grawood, located in the Dalhousie SUB, in Halifax, NS, presented in part by Hal-Con. Pelvic thrusting is common, as is going off on strange tirades and rants about the Internet’s darkest places. Nothing is off limits. Fat Apollo has appeared in numerous debates throughout GvN’s Season 1 and has a steady line-up planned for Season 2.

This entertaining, monthly debate series was hosted at Hal-Con 2010 with great success.

During the celebrity edition of GvN, the debate was Han Solo v. Malcolm Reynolds. When Nathan Fillion himself called into the show to defend Malcolm Reynolds – Fat Apollo was not starstruck. Calling the much loved Serenity ship a piece of crap, to the utter shock of the entire audience cemented his role as the boldest debater in the series.

McCluskey, conversely, couldn’t be a nicer guy. But don’t let that fool you. When the gloves are on, the game is on.