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When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.
Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.
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half life 2: episode 3 is soooo cool
Someone thats IQ is lower than that of dust
I don’t care what you have say, you half neuron having sperm head
1: When it is not quite raining but water is falling at more than a sprinkle or a drizzle..
2: After a girl already climaxed and is still wet
"She's in a daze and still half past moist, I'm going back in!"
Half Life 3 is a game waited for by half life 2 fans. Often referred to what valve could have done better and often also referred as a meme.
Player 1: wanna go to the bad side of steam?
player 2: You mean no life 3?
player 1: ye that side.
player 2: Yea lets se the Half Life 3 Steam
Turn the word "GABEN" into wing dings, and you'll see the truth...
Half life 3
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its not real! ITS NOT REAL!!!!
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valve cant even count to three!!!
Half Life 3? That doesn't exist!