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The act of cumming into your hands and then shaking them vigorously.
"After sex, I like to do jizz hands to celebrate."
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We didn't go all the way, but I got a quick hand waggle in the car.
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When two people repeatedly interlock hands perpendicular to one another so their fingers intertwine in a sexual manner (as if traditional scissoring but the legs are fingers).
Bro Amanda finally agreed to do some hand-scissoring with me last night. It was so hot.
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When your giving a guy a hand job but you don't have any lotion so you just spit on your hand instead.
Jerry: Last night Amanda gave me a spit hand.
Daniel: Those freaking hurt.
Jerry: Yeah I dumped that spit handed freak.
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Trying to start a physical altercation with somebody most likely in the state of Wisconsin.
Who here in Wolski's is trying to run hands?
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A rule of thumb for judging someone's attractiveness, which goes as follows:
"If s/he is more fuckable than my hand, I'd hit it."
Dude, this chick ain't anything to write home about, but she passes the hand test, so I'll do her. Whatever.
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