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Getting an unexpected d*ck pic
Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.
Getting an unexpected d*ck pic
Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.
When you get an unexpected dick pic.
Girl 1: John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it a good one?
Girl 1: I'd say he's at least a 10 inches
Getting an unexpected d*ck pic
Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.
When you make a comment about a celebrity that's generally unfavorable and some random person you don't know claims that you're jealous of said celebrity and claims that you're broke and you're just upset because you don't have their fame or specific networth. Hence, at the same time, the person defending the celebrity is most likely not any wealthier than you and is eager to surf on the celebrity's dick even though they don't know he/she exist.
Person 1: This nigga young thug sounds like he raps with aspergers and gurgles with mud, why do people like this nigga?
Person 2: shut up you broke ass nigga you just mad that you live a sphagetti o's can and young thug got a mountain for a house nigga hahaha stay broke nigga #richgang
Person 1: Ahh another Internet secretary, tell me, what does his dick look like in the morning?
A person who only appears on the internet very rarely much to the chagrin of their friends who wish they were around more to absorb their awesomeness.
Dang it, his posts are awesome but theres like one a year, he's such an internet phantom.
When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"
Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."