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Explanation of how perfect, amazing, endearing, hot, ideal-for-you, flawless the person you’re inviting is...

You: kakfkakfokskfki like you blah blah blah
Person: you do?
You: yes. So much, in fact, that

Person: that what
You: Will you go to hoco with me?
Person’s name: ...

by Itchinnandburnin September 12, 2019


Luckiest person in the world

The luckiest person in the world is Jaimie because she has the most loving and incredibly perfect girlfriend the gods above could ever create. It's like they took a star out of the sky and gave it to her saying "this is yours to love" and that star was Rose.

Rose is the epitome of perfection. She is perfection personified. She is incredibly talented and kind. Amazingly beautiful and supportive. She is the secret garden that Jaimie wants to run away to each day. That place that is so calming and pretty and that's always there when you need it. That is what Rose is.

And for Jaimie to be allowed to love her? Makes her the luckiest person in the world.

"who is the luckiest person in the world?"
"Jaimie"

by tofuv.com September 17, 2023

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Sounds like a personal problem

When it’s a personal problem

“Damn my phone just brokeThat sounds like a personal problem

by Kb78702 July 11, 2022


Personal Fowl

A chicken, and he is your best companion

Don't speak poorly of Kevin. He is my personal fowl.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018


Hiring an LGBTQ+ Person

Someone who will demand you call them by their pronouns. As well as many others such as being the most entitled out of the work-group and force their beliefs down other people throats. When this term is used its rare as many companies, restaurants, etc. don't like hiring these types of... people.

When Hiring an LGBTQ+ Person (LettuceGuacamoleBaconTomatoQuesadilla+ person), its a rare event.

by TheHolySpaceyTruth August 2, 2023

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Thanos Person

The Thanos Person is the silly, quirky friend. The Thanos Person doesn't care about the bad stuff happening in the world, they focus ONLY on the positive, and HATE hearing negative stuff. The Thanos Person is funny and has a good sense of humour, and knows things others don't know. The Thanos Person takes 5-7 months to fully forgive you, but 1-3 years if it was a BIG SIN. The Thanos Person sees the world differently from others. They have a different perspective. They are also very friendly and make friends easily, but are sometimes very impatient.

Mira is my Thanos Person

by Candy_Charlie January 13, 2025


utility person

One who always does what family and friends ask of them but they are excluded from being invited to or are not a part of any activities they are not needed do provide a a service for.

Sure I'll come to the get together and do whatever you need me to do. It's ok if you act like I'm not there I love bring your utility person.

by Too old for this poop June 5, 2022