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Leave space for Jesus

The appropriate space between two people who are a couple. Usually anywhere betwen 3-5 meters.

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Mom: Remember to leave space for Jesus, honey!
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Tessa: Aww, look at Glen and Patricia's substantial Jesus-space.
Cameron: Yeah, they must have a lot of respect for each other
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by jleinnnca November 26, 2010

78πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Power Bottom for Jesus

Taking it, having it, sucking it, and fucking it like a professional...knowing Jesus got ur back.

Also, used as a proud and loving response to hate and love, all the same. No discrimination needed.

Challenges the common misconception that Queer/Gay relationships and love are detestable, immoral, or unnatural due to the contents of the Bible. Some people don't like reading the Bible in context and go with the flow of other people who have the same thoughts and feelings about queerdom.

Phrase basically acknowledges in a celebratory fashion, those who are queer bottoms, take no shame in being a bottom, and know they do it well.

Such people DO know that love, peace, and compassion are more important, and simultaneously have a personal and loving relationship with Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit.

"Ooooh girl, you been working out that BOOTYπŸ’—"

"POWER BOTTOM FOR JESUS"

"BLESS honey, BLESS"

"FUCKING F*G YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL"
"POWER BOTTOM FOR JESUSπŸ’—"

by I3aroque June 7, 2018

21πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Big Butter Jesus

a 60' tall statue of Jesus made out of a light colored stone that looks like butter, located in Middleton,OH along I-75 just north of Cincinnati

The Big Butter Jesus became famous because of novelty song by Heywood Banks.

by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

329πŸ‘ 122πŸ‘Ž


Cor jesu girl

These girls are really smart. But watch out because they can be crazy partiers. They either are the ones not going to parties or the ones hammered drunk at them. But watch out because they can be bitchy know it alls.

That Cor Jesu girl is such a know it all

by Willjohnson May 23, 2017

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The pinnacle of Catholic blasphemous interjections. Often shouted, and done so only when the situation calls for it.

*A giant brown bear runs into the middle of the road, as you are driving down it*

You: JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! *Swerve*

by A Non-E Moose November 15, 2007

184πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


jesus is my homeboy

One whos homeboy is jesus.

Jesus is my homeboy fo life.

by cartman5000 August 9, 2004

138πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


One Minute Jesus

A blow job in an elevator while going up.

She gave me a one minute Jesus between the 2nd and 5th floors.

by Exxxcel February 4, 2010

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž