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A hillbilly with a mud duck wife, also lives in a holler with and Xbox and a mustang.
This made n Kentucky is pathetic
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1. Inserting a KFC drumstick into your anal cavity and having your partner suck the drumstick out of your anus.
Also works with wings and thighs.
Hey bro, let’s get some KFC so you can give me that Kentucky Buttsucky.
When a person's logical does not make any sense at all.
John: I think 2+2=19
Adam: That's Kentucky Logic
An over-the-top open palm slap of any part of a woman’s vulva. Can also be performed from the rear with low hanging sauna balls.
I had my lady going with a shocker from my left hand, but I threw in a Kentucky beaverslap with the right to really get her juiced.
If it breaks in half you can keep both pieces
When someone complains about an item you sold them that isn't working right, just tell them you gave them the Kentucky discount, if it breaks in two you can keep both pieces.
A Kentucky kitchen is when you are fornicating with your sister in the kitchen and your mom walks in. She then starts cooking and joins in. This is how many inbred families are made, traditionally those in white rural areas. Interference with a Kentucky Kitchen can be fatal so use caution if you approach one.
Brother: Yeah take it!
Sister: oh yeah gimme that brotherly love!
*mom walks in and starts cooking*
Mom: yeah now insert your meat stick into my wet stinky hole! This is the Kentucky kitchen I missed from when I was a little girl!
When people in Kentucky don’t respond to my emails, texts, or phone calls they get an extra special dick punch
They won’t respond to my work requests so they are all in line for a Kentucky Dick Punch!!