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1) Bring Bitches Like U! 2) Bad Bitches Like U!
Beautiful ladies, I'm having a party later, come through! It's B-B-L-U! So you two buga-bears at the end down there are NOT part of this invitation!
A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
A con-man husband who nickel and dimes his wife, requiring her to buy lots of stuff for him (typically money they don't have) in exchange for a minimal amount of unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps his wife secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Jeez I totally want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about but her man is such an L. Ron Hubby.
A slang term that can be used to describe a female who exhibits all the attributes of somebody with a foot fetish, but vehemently denies actually having one.
-That girl likes to ask me for feet pics but she always follows it up by saying its a joke!
-Wow, she sounds like such a Mary L!
A hot egyptian mom who makes you nut long and hard all night long
Happy’s mom Mary L is so hot. I could stop
If someone types this, they are about to die from boredom. Going from right to left, 2 rows at a time, while holding the Shift key.
Person 1: Omg i am so bored... "?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA|}+{_P)O(I*U&Y^T%R$E#W@Q!~
Person 2: What the...
Literally soulmates. Even though Lauren is a little baby but very smart she is still a 10/10. I think casey is not as great but she’ll say otherwise to be for real she will say what do you mean he is literally a model 100000000/10 like have you not seen his instagram. And I’ll be like girl your so opposed. Same with casey he gets these little butterfly’s in his tummy. Even though they are not officially together quote on quote i see a bright future for them. And me at there weeding shhh… anyways we gotta love them 💖
C & L are an amazing couple but what are you doing in the closest!