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Ghost of Ravenclaw House, the daughter of founder, Rowena Ravenclaw, Helena Ravenclaw.
harry: who's the Grey (or gray) Lady?!
quirrell: the house ghost for ravenclaw, like nearly-headless nick is gryffindor's, the bloody baron is slytherin's, or the fat friar is hufflepuff's, harry my man.
Someone who has a polarizing arsehole.
Person: Oh wow, that's a hemispheric man lady!
A facial massage, you rub on the face, and it make the person thirsty.
Person 1 "hey brody, do you want the parched lady?"
Person 2 "Yeah I would love one!"
*rubs face*
Person 2 " I'm thirsty as fuck"
What car girls have that make guys cry when they can mechanic better than them.
She shown me her lady lugs when she changed her tire with no jack.
A real story that gets more false facts the more people document it, or a completely false story that is made true by pop culture. Origined from CGP Grey.
"Hey, remember that staten island story?"
"It's actually all false, a "Lady Godiva" Story if you will."
"Wait Lady Godiva's story was never real too?"
"Yeah."
(Reference to Bram Stoker "Dracula") Vampire women whose sole job was to Drain men of there Strength to keep them imprisoned by siphoning both blood and semen using blood sucking (to a brink of death) and sexual intercourse
The ladies of the pit surrounded the hero with eyes red as blood and prepared to attack
Lady vagina balls Batman it's a twister! - Doug Walker: The Nostalgia Critic