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The act of licking or having felt the roof of a mouth that does not belong to you for the first time. If you have made out before this does not necessarily mean that you are not a mouth roof licking virgin, because the roof of the mouth is not generally the designated target for the tongue.
Yesterday Alex lost his Mouth Roof Licking Virginity to Chelsea.
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When you drink too much, you may poop out your mouth at the end of the night.
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you ever just wanna feel these sweet delicous nuts in your mouth bro?
Person 1: YO BRO, YOU KNOW HOW CANDY WAS SUPER DRUNK LAST NIGHT RIGHT?
Person 2: Wha- Whos Candy?
Person 1: CANDY'S NUTS FIT IN YO-
*Person 2 beats the shit out of Person 1*
deez nuts in ur mouth lmao
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Keep a males penis in your throat so he cant here u talk to much
When you woman talks to much... whip your penis out and shove it down her throat while you tell her to... KEEP YOUR MOUTH FULL,, VISA VERSA WEMON CAN DO THE SAME...
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SaSanta Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...is cumming in Jon's Toof. Jiggle Wiggle Squiggle COck!..Jon Bang with 3 whole Cocks and a Sock!...Tickly my toofy, he watches I love Lucy.. He has Worms!
5yr old Punk: I stuck my Pee-Pee in Jon's Mouth Twice b4 he saw me! *Smiles*
Jon: * He overhears the boy and Giggles *
Umm Feg?
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A gift horse "lays" gifts, much like the golden goose.
You don't want to know what it eats.
The modern interpretation is corrupted from the original 'given,' not 'gifted.'
To not examine a gift is to ignore subtle compliments or insults, and can be dangerous. Such was the case in the Trojan Horse.
"This roast is delicious. Do you want to go to the slaughterhouse after?" mused Betty.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." quipped Martha.
"My girlfriend's taking me out, but I think she got the money from whoring at the truck stop," said Jose.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," cautioned Miguel.
(On a chairlift) "Isn't it sad there are no tee pees or buffalo here?" wondered Jane.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," snapped Stacie.
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A popular party game, many men (ideally 10 or so) gather in a room while one guy gets on his knees blindfolded, then one random guy puts his penis in the blindfolded man's mouth, the blindfolded man must then guess who's in his mouth.
Me and the other guys got together last night and played "Guess who's in my mouth" all night.
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