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Dude 1: "Check that out; totally a purple monkey."
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I'd hit that."
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a monkey made entirely of jism
close the window George, that jism monkey is looking frisky
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Highly evolved human form consistant of
Part Turtle / Part Monkey:
An insane, silly, complex monkey that keeps everything you ever wanted to know locked inside his turtle shell. He is intelligent, sexy, mysterious, sweet (when he wants to be), great at a number of sexual favors, and good conversation (when he can be pulled away from his electronic toys). One day I may just have to smash his shell with a hammer and reveal all his secrets. He has a sidekick named Tony, who really knows how to work it. His toungue will drive you insane. His lips will make you melt. His complexity will never cease to amaze you, as you lie awake at night pondering how he just made your toes tingle and your eyes fill with tears....
Who knew?...that Turtle Monkey would flip my world upside down and leave me standing at the edge of the earth with my mouth wide open, wondering what the hell happened to my sanity?
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One who kicks the shit out of cancer and comes out the other side glowing like a Scotish uranium mine from all the chemotherapy but still manages to maintain a positive outlook and sense of humor in the form of poorly drawn but brilliantly depicted ms paint comic strips entertaining a mass of drooling trisomic nerds that can't get laid.
I love The Taste of Monkeys. Does that make me gay?
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1) See: George Bush
2) A person who uses his power illegally as a means of making war upon innocent civilians to further his own political agenda.
3) An animal slightly smarter than a rock that loves to kill for no reason.
George Bush is a war monkey and should be put on trial!
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When a person is so UGLY that the best creature that comes close to their looks would be crossed between SOMETHING with a momma goat and a daddy monkey.
Oh my, I know he is not coming over here to talk to me!! I wonder who let that GOAT MONKEY out the zoo?
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A special operations monkey, trained in the arts of war, an expert in the use of rifles and assasinations
"Damn, that Monkey-Genius just wiped out our whole squad"
"Come on guys, we've got Monkey-Genius, nothing can stop us now"
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