mother souper

A person who makes soup(mostly mothers)

Amanda's Mum is a mother souper. She always makes soup when I go over to Amanda's house

Mother Ellise

Mother Ellise is the mom's friend who adopts every object, person, and animal she sees. She also says some very out-of-pocket stuff occasionally, but don't be afraid to give her a high-five. She also gives the patented "Mother Ellise Handshake" which comes in all forms.

"What the crap mother ellise?" or, "She just pulled a Mother Ellise"

the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

Unexpecting Mothers

A parking space that doesn’t exist.

Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?

Your mother goes to college

an insult implying your mother gives good brain(blowjobs)...

1: Yo your gay
2: Fuck you, your mother goes to college

Oh my mother's potatoes

An exclamation of aw, disdain, or surprise.

Oh my mother's potatoes! What atrocity has become a meme today?!