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Sounds like butt stuff
Girlfriend: whatcha wanna do tonight ?
Boyfriend let's do a knuckle muffin
Girlfriend: eww sounds like butt stuff .. IM IN!!!
When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin
“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that “
“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean”
When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin
“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that “
“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean”
another way of saying hubby, but cooler and prettier
omg sophie running is having a mini dance party, he's so cool! I'm so glad that he is my hubble muffin!
When you get a Portugués chick who hasn’t washed or shaved in a month or so, and she spreads her lips and places it right over your nose
Man I was having a great time with this chick til she tried to give me a Portuguese muffin, I swear she hasn’t maintenances that thing in months
From the Latin "Stoppus Mufforum" meaning "Stop of Muffins"
A mythical location rumoured to be situated at the top of Black Park. It is only accessible when in possession of a muffin (preferably bought at the corner shop.)
It is thought the name originated around 100 B.C when Roman soldiers used to take captured women there for a touch of "forced muff-diving," however since rape has become a more serious crime, nowadays it tends only to be frequented by youths looking for the ideal place to munch down a good ol' muffin.
Dude, I don't think I'm ready for Muffin Stop..
No one's ever really ready for Muffin Stop
(Paranoid Park)
similar to a cupcake liner, instead of a female condom it is instead a dental dam.
boyfriend- hey babe id like to taste your rainbow but i know you got da herp.
girlfriend- no worries boo i got a muffin liner in the top drawer. we all good