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One Direction

The MOST ATTRACTIVE 5 boys in the world
A british AND IRISH boyband who came in third on the X-Factor in 2010. Their first song was What Makes You Beautiful.
Their fandom, known as directioners, are known as the deadliest fandom, DO NOT INSULT ONE DIRECTION OR YOU WILL BE ATTACKED BY DIRECTIONERS. Just a warning.
They were put together by X-Factor judge, Simon Cowell
They are quite attractive
Niall Horan is the only Irish one
Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, and Louis Tomlinson are british

Louis name is pronounced Lou-ie
not lewis
if you pronounce it lewis
you will be refered to as a directionator
they do not have 3 songs... but 15 in their album
if you only know 3 you will be considered a directionator
the songs are not only
What Makes You Beautiful
Gotta Be You
One thing
but also
Moments
More Than This
Taken
Everything About You
Same Mistakes
I Want
I Wish
Save You Tonight
Up All Night
Stand Up
Stole My Heart
Tell Me A Lie

Memorize the lyrics
Know their names
BECOME A DIRECTIONER TODAY

One Direction is attractive
-- every girl in the universe

by A Directioner <3 July 14, 2012

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That One Chick

The one girl that i loved enough not to think about sexually... don't get me wrong, she was cute as hell but, i wasn't out for sex, i was out for love... But as teh world turns, she wanted someone else, Fuckin Little Mermaid.. oh well, lets have a toast shall we?

*takes shot*

Bye Jenn, I'll See you Around...

by Just_Joseph... December 21, 2004

10👍 18👎


Cling-ons

1. The meteors surrounding uranus.
2. Well...a number 1 1/2
3. backdoor boogers

"Spock!!!! You dingleberry watch out for those Cling-ons!"

by ASfinkterSaysWhat June 7, 2005

10👍 17👎


that one girl

that one girl is the girl everyone is afraid of. she is the biggest hoe and gets all the boys. she is not afraid to steal someone’s man, especially if that one girl and his girlfriend have beef. stay away from that one girl at all costs. they are not good

“why did you and tommy break up?” “that one girl stole him”

“who’s that one girl over there?” “oh she’s a man steal. his your mans from her”

by that one girl’s one girl November 15, 2018

10👍 18👎


cold one

a serving of beer (such as a glass, bottle,or can)

I had a cold one before dinner.

by The Return of Light Joker July 30, 2008

65👍 158👎


cling-ons

meth addicts with kickitmuch syndrome
can automaticaly sense a wisp of any substance. known for resilleence and effort.Pride may or may not be a factor

if you sell drugs you'll catch a clingon evenyually

by J-Verbal Tha "Werdologist"" March 28, 2005

9👍 15👎


Two to the one, from the one to the three

Used in Eminem’s song “Shake That” featuring Nate Dogg.
2 to the 1, from the 1 to the 3 refers to the trio Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg and Warren G, when they used to perform together as the group 213.
The number used to be the original phone area code of Los Angeles/ Long Beach, which is where the trio is from.

Two to the one, from the one to the three
I like good, pussy and I like good tree
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get mo' ass than a toilet seat

by dkalsdk November 8, 2022