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A sorry excuse for a human being.
He is a waste of sperm and eggs.
(n.) I oughta knock you out
Soup Egg oughta knock your ass out.
Eggs are mad expensive nowadays… I need me an egg mama. Kinda like a sugar mama, but sugar is still cheap.
Whole Foods got me broke, I need me an egg mama.
Psilocybe Weraroa. A psychoactive pouch fungus found only in New Zealand.
Are there any ways to eat P Weraroa to improve the taste.
There is only one way to eat the Alien egg. Straight from the ground, dirt and all.
When a discord user cries when they get punked
man, NPC was leaking piss eggs all over
Combination of scrambled and Sunny side up way of cooking egg.
Son: Mommy, can you cook sunny side up egg for me.
Mommy: Son, your egg is ready!!!🙃
Son: Wat da! Is this srambled or sunny side up? This look like SunnyScrambledUp egg.
Mommy: Sorry son, I did my best but I guess my best was not good enough. 😌
When a man ducks a woman's ass. He pulls out then places one testicle in her ass and they other in her vagina.
Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"