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the act of one partner(male or female)begging their partner to have sex with them every time that they are together, however the other refuses by claiming that he or she doesnt have a condom when in actuality both have condoms
Despite the fact that Will and Sarah have dated for over six months, much to Sarah's dismay Will refuses to play his cards right.
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Guys that have fun and get a shit ton of girls
Red Deck = Guys that always win and get alot of girls
Blue Deck = Smart guys that steal everyone else's girls because they're smart
Black Deck = Girls love the black deck people for obvious reasons and go ham
White Deck = Guys that make sure everyone gets girls
Green Deck = Guys that get girls alot
There are a ranks in Magic:
Noobies - fags that don't play (take it in the butt from other guys)
Wizards - Guys that play and get girls
Sage - Guys that play alot and get alot of girls
Grand Sage - Guys that never lose and plow girls 24/7
People who play Magic = We play magic, girls love us and want the D
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annoying nsfw ad on this website
"most addictive game play now!!!!"
shut up
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an extremely weird ass community for a twitter bot made to play the snake game where everyone is making strategies and naming a fucking virtual snake oh my fucking god go get a fucking life and do something useful instead of complaining about people killing your cummulus of pixels
person1: hey do you know Twitter Plays Snake-
person2: OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP IM GONNA BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU WITH A STICK OF RAM
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When something tragic happens for someone else but no one else cares.
"I might lose everything because of tanacon"
"ugh this is so sad alexa play despacito"
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a girl who's vagina has so many flaps that when you are looking for the entrance point you look like a young kid trying to find the opening between two curtains at a high school play.
Guy 1: yo man i bang this hoe last night!
Guy 2: aww shit mutha fucka, how was it?
Guy 1: well it was good but it took a while before i got it in
Guy 2: how come wine coola drinkin motha home dog doggy dog?
Guy 1: becasue man, her vagina resembled a curtain at a high school play.
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Play him off, Keyboard Cat is an internet meme that broke in early 2009. The meme features a video of a cat playing a keyboard added as a punchline to a fail video. The original video of Keyboard Cat was shot in the 1980s and uploaded to YouTube by the cat's owner Charlie Schmidt in 2007. Another YouTuber, Brad O'Farrell, uploaded the first Play him off, Keyboard Cat video in February 2009, combining a clip of a man in a weelchair falling down an escalator with the Keyboard Cat clip. The meme started to spread soon after as other users began creating more Play him (or her) off, Keyboard Cat clips, and msm coverage followed. Keyboard Cat (real name Fatso) died in 2000.
Example of a Play him off, Keyboard Cat video:
Bill O'Reilly: We'll do it live! Fuck it! I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!
Keyboard Cat: Doo doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo.
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