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When you smear you hairy greasy ass cheeks against a window with your cheeks spread to reveal your slimy hole.
Hey there's you dad, show'em your hairy milk dud.
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To masturbate or to be masturbated or to be given a blow job. As heard in the Katy Perry song, "California Gurls".
In some kid friendly performances, she will say "melt" i.e.: the today show, where it is obvious what she is saying.
However, in other performances i.e.:SNL, it will be more obvious that she is actually saying "milk" and will accompany the line with a hand jerking motion.
In the video she pops her cheek to suggest a blow-job.
Why don't you go milk your popsicle in the corner?
She's going to milk your popsicle like a pro.
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Trying to do something thats unachievable
Why do you keep trying to fix that car? Your milking a dead cow.
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A trend started by Lil ignorant. It’s the right way to prepare cereal. It is as simple as pouring milk in a bowl before pouring the sugariest cereal u can find.
Person 1: Yo did u see ignorants story? He poured the milk before cereal.
Person 2: Yea I just seen it, I’m about to record me doing it too and I’m going to tag him so he can see.
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Having sex with a lactating woman (still full of breast milk)
"The milk train is comin round any time of night or day With two big headlights shining so you know the way
Picking up steam rolling down the track
Squirtin out juice on the caboose.
The brakeman's havin a heart attack"
"Man, I was riding the milk train last night. And I wasn't the only one who shot off. Don't go round hungry!"
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A BLOW JOB FROM YOUR FRIENDS MOM
DUSTY MILK SHAKE FROM YOUR MOM IS BETTER THEN YOUR SISTER.
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Similar to telling someone to chill out, but you make then feel more inferior to you. Like a child told to drink their milk by their mother or "sit in your car seat".
1 person: "Yo who you tryin' clown, you dont know me?
2 preson: "Stop cryin' baby boo, drink yo milk, sit in your car seat and and eat yo veggies, 'fore I whip that ass."
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