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My gf told me to post this for some reason

Idk why

My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it

by Thick February 8, 2018

15πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Laz Trailaz, VA (White Post, VA)

Also known as "little Florencia". This neighborhood is where Mexican residents of Florencia de Benito Juarez, Zacatecas, Mexico live. It completes a scene from Florencia with the soccer field and the little Mexican store right next to the neighborhood. The houses aren't actual houses, they are trailers. At night, people ride around with very loud music inside their pimped out trucks that cost more than their house. This place is full of lots and lots of nacas but all their clothes at Cameleon. There are narcos who live in this neighborhood, basically as spies for the ones living in the actual Florencia, Zacatecas, Mexico. All of the highschoolers who live in this neighborhood go to Sherando High School. The people here all know each other. Many girls buy their shoes at DSW.

Florencia guy 1: hey wei let's hit up laz trailaz, VA (White Post, VA) this weekend

Florencia guy 2: yea wei, i gotta go buy some tortillas at the tiendiya next to it anyways. Those tortillas are the best wei!

by theflorenciaperson January 17, 2012

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


National Post Your Girl Best Friend day

Today is the day to post your girl best friend and show her how much she means to you. Guys, post her and tag her in it so that everyone can know that SHE is your girl best friend. No ugly pictures of videos that she won’t like, only pretty ones she will enjoy! January 10 is the day!

john: yooo I just posted you on tiktok!
lacy: why?

john: January 10!!!
lacy: what does that mean?

john: its national post your girl best friend day!

by smart1.com January 9, 2021

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis

neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis

like the common cold, except much less snezzy, slighty more sleazy, but results in death. every time

for the simple man to understand

new bodily marks, sores, or sensations of pain in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus Christ, caused after stressful experiences that the person experiences as highly traumatic

Pedro: I have neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis
Doctor: No Shit

by Thaddeus Griffin November 18, 2006

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD)

The feelings of anxiety some New Jerseyans felt after the release of MTV's "Jersey Shore" which portrayed all state residents as having orange faces, dance and fist pumping skills, blowed out hair, and the confidence to talk about themselves in 3rd person.

Joe:"Hey bro, what's gotten into Grant? The kid hasn't gone out, shaved, tanned, or cut his hair in like two days."

John:"Grant's been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD) ever since that MTV show "Jersey Shore" came out. He can't stand going to Scorekeepers or out in public anymore because everyone wants him to fist pump and show off his abs."

by Stank Twatwell January 21, 2010

24πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Nail his/your pecker to a fence post.

Means one of two things.
1:Something one guy tells another to make a point.
2:A type of crucifixion where you are tranfixed to a fence post by having your pecker nailed to it where you will have to stay till you die or someone comes along to rescue you.

1:Hears the keys to my car.Put a dent in it and I a nail your pecker to a fence post.
2:There's that queer again.Lets nail his pecker to a fience post.
And that is the meaning of nail his/your pecker to a fence post.

by Deep blue 2012 January 9, 2010

4πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


the r/minecraft mod that removed my post for no reason

i will find you, i will kill you and no one will ever have a false removed post again

person 1: the r/Minecraft mod that removed my post for no reason, should perish
person 2: ok

by the scout that takes kneecaps September 20, 2022

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž