Used as an adjective "turd loaf" can be used to describe a person as being ugly.
Tiffany you look like such a turd loaf in that dress take off!
a person who is very deceiving and sneaky about things involving insignificant things
Peter was being a turd smurgler yesterday about dumb shit
A group of middle aged men who wear Hollister clothing in an attempt to be 'hip' and 'cool'
"Walked into work today and half the guys were in Hollister clothing... What a bunch of Hollis-turds!"
A cool new phrase with the kids in New York.
ME: Hows it goin bro..
Him: Not bad bro..
ME: Yah yah nah turd
When there is a pile/group/nest of people or insects that are gross or unsettling and something to stay away from
Is that a turd gobbers nest on the siding of that house?
Yea she’s weird, she’s a part of them turd gobber nest kids down the road
a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.
i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.
i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
A pair of women’s jeans which cut so high into her ass crack they would cut a turd in two if she let one go
Look at the turd cutters on that girl!