J-O hand

n. Shortened phrase meaning “Jack-Off Hand”. The hand that you use to masturbate.

“I wonder if the hand Luke Skywalker got cut off was his J-O Hand”

J R Pennysworth

J R Pennysworth
is a code name for a cannabis spliff.
Coming from the term
Joint -> shortened to -> 'J'
Then Lengthened in comical situations

"Fancy going for a J R Pennysworth?"
"Why the sophisticated tone?"
"Fine, don't have any!"

J Lil' Swag

An action in which you nod your head at a random time, to acknowledge someone, or to fill the awkward silence.

Jake: "Sup Austin?"

Austin: *nods his head*"Sup Jake?"

Jake: "Why are you nodding your head?"

Austin: "Cuz I'm on that J lil' Swag!"

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J Double B

A double bourbon and ginger ale. It's a popular drink during warm months and is classically made with Jim Bean.

Friend: "Hey man, you want to go grab a drink?"
Me: "Yeah! It's been so hot lately, I could go for a J Double B."

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J-Lo Effect

The act of wearing tight pants to make your butt look bigger.

Don: Are your pants painted on or something!?
Liza: No why do you ask!
Don: Looks like you're tryna get that J-Lo Effect gurrrll...

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SCP-999-J

An overweight man who can teleport into any bedroom and just do whatever he wants. The only clothing he wears is a speedo, aka SCP-999-J-1. Currently he is unable to be contained but if anyone knows how then tell the SCP foundation ASAP.

You must not confuse SCP-999-J with SCP-999

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J lo Allan

A bodybuilder with an extraordinarily big butt

Look how much he's squatting, he's such a j lo Allan

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