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Getting arrested or getting charged with a felony
Ah man I got a bagel in my ass and coffee down the pants for going 50 over in a school zone.
The movement to try to keep your skinnies on when they are too tight and keep falling down.
Bob: "What is that little dance she does after she bends down?"
Bill: "Thats her skinny pants dance. Forgive her, she's still trying to still fit into size 0."
More than 5 music playback devices playing Vanessa Carlton's "1000 Miles" in non-synchronized timing.
Oh man, creaming my pants to Vanessa Carlton is always a blast!
is told that she is good at giving head and likes it?!
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Pants that trany hipsters wear
Bob-Hey did you see Giancarlo?
Steve- Yeah he was wearing corduroy pants, like the trany hipster he is,
Bob-what a fag
Steve -yeah I know he is still pre-op
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having an extrodinary amout of crap in your pockets you need to get by
i need pens, pencils, a knife, a little note book, my wallet, my keys, and my phone on me all day at work. good thing i got my swiss army pants with a gazillion pockets to hold all that crap
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To have explosive diarrhea in one's pants
If you eat too much mexican food then you may wreck your pants and need to change before Joannie's big shindig.
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