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v. To go on a manly friendship date
Joe: We need to mandate a man-date. We should bro-out some time.
Fred: Hells yeah broski. We should see the new hunger games movie.
Joe: Yeah... I don't think it's going to work out.
Fred: Speaking of working out I need to hit gym. I just bought some new protein shake mix.
Joe: Yeah I'll see you some other time.
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Advise only to be administered by a "Bro". Generally only serves as a distraction from a personal issue you cannot cope with.
Bro 1: "Bro, I can't get over my ex, I need some Bro-vice."
Bro 2: "Bro just fuck bitches and get money, Later we'll watch National Lampoon's; Van Wilder, he know's everything."
Bro 1: "Broski you're the best!"
Bro 2: "No broleash, you're the best"
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noun- A meeting of bros to discuss things or events in one bro's life. The topics of these meeting should be held with the utmost secrecy among bros and should not be discussed with any female whatsoever. At the conclusion of the bro council, the topic shall be no longer discussed and the bros who participated in the meeting shall act as if no meeting has even occurred.
Bro 1-"Dude, we need to have a bro council. The girl I've been banging for the past month wants to date me."
Bro 2- "This calls for an emergency bro council. I will send word to our fellow bros."
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The name for a girl who is considered one of the guys. She's as close to being a bro as her vagina will let her get, but there is always that little distance that prevents her from being an actual bro.
Dani hung out with the guys in Ben's basement last night. She's a total psuedo-bro!
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One who must always "one up" someone
Person: Hey so I got a new phone! It's a nokia
Mario Bro: Well I got the new iphone
Person: Nice! I also got a new windows computer
Mario Bro: I have the new imac
Person: Dude....quit being such a mario bro
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Usually involves a large amount of Bros in one location. Can sometimes be referred to as marauding territorial apes.
You're at the club and over half of the people in front of you are wearing polo shirts and plaid shorts. The Bro Factor there is high.
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