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A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
A person that has poor posture and the angle of the neck resembles that of a horse's. The muscles in the neck are so weak and the head is heavy that the neck bends.
"Yeah, Mitch has a horse neck, he can't keep his head up straight."
In Call of Duty a Trojan Horse Formation is formed when a teammate with a riot shield covers another player creating a shield of protection from the enemy.
Doctor Disrespect- “This map has no cover. Someone set up a Trojan Horse Formation!”
Riot Shielder-“10-4! Roger Doctor!”
When you're girlfriend or furry is extremely pissed of at your shop you then in response call her a stupid horse or an animal without purpose
Shut the fuck up your stupid horse
That is known as an insult to when you make someone really mad
Guy 1: your so ugly
Guy2: go suck a horses cock
that random fucking shit my uncle sent me involving two horses fucking each other. i also saw my boyfriend watching it.
jim likes watching horses fuck.
its called HORSE PORN you motherfucker
An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.
Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...
American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-